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Tales From Little Lump is Now an Audio Book

November 27, 2013 Leave a comment

Tales From Little Lump – Alien Season is now available as an Audio Book on Audible.com, Amazon and iTunes.  It is narrated by the insanely talented Carol Herman. LittleLumpCover

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Tales from Little Lump: Alien Season – Chapter 1

November 18, 2013 Leave a comment

The first chapter of my book “Tales From Little Lump – Alien Season” is in this issue of Eclectic Voices.

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51okztQzvEL._SY344_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_Chapter 1 of Jeff Folschinsky’sTales from Little Lump: Alien Season, a new sci-fi comedy novella now on sale in both Kindle and paperback editions on Amazon.com.

“Hold your horses, I’m coming damn it!” I swear, there are very few things in life that get me more upset than the telephone.

Its ring is like a little child yelling in my ear, demanding that I stop whatever it is that I’m doing and immediately give it attention.

I swear I would spank it if it weren’t for the fact that the payphone in my place of business is a very well built piece of machinery, and the last thing I need at my age is a broken hand.

My only real solace is to answer the darn thing and take out my vengeance on whoever set that ringing annoyance loose in the first place.

So with the most annoyed…

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Another cool review for Tales From Little Lump on Goodreads

November 14, 2013 Leave a comment

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/764182312

It’s not that often that you come across Science Fiction and Comedy together,but Folschinsky nails it.

The whole premise is hilarious but also somewhat real at the same time. Reports of UFO’s and Alien sightings always seem to happen in the middle of nowhere in some God-foresaken place,like Little Lump, Texas.

To be able to write comedy is not easy and to combine it with Sci-Fi takes some crafty writing skill indeed.

The characters such as Aunt Gertie are quirky,and I often don’t laugh out loud,but I did numerous times reading Tales From Little Lump – Alien Season.

I hope there is a sequel.(less)

Tales From Little Lump – Alien Season

Indie Author Book Reviews Give Tales From Little Lump a Great Review

November 7, 2013 Leave a comment

Book Review: Tales from Little Lump: Alien Season by Jeff Folschinsky

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Brandon

A hilarious tale about the small town of Little Lump, Texas and what happens when aliens show up without warning.

Is this the end of the world as they know it? Not if Gertie and the customers of Aunt Gertie’s Gas ‘n Sip have anything to say about it.

For them, it’s time to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, because they are determined not to go down without a fight.

Rating: 8.0/10.0

Review: This short book was packed full of laughter, great dialogue, and interesting characters. Gertie is a down right fitful woman who can kick some major butt! I laughed out loud several times during the book and I finished it feeling happy that I read it. I’d recommend this book to anyone who has an hour or two to kill and wants a good laugh!

Buy It: Amazon

Categories: Comedy

 

 

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